Yesterday’s writing group was incredibly fun, thanks to Ralph Cornish presenting an exploration of collective nouns. We’re all familiar with at least a few collective nouns that we use in regular speech: a hill of beans, a mountain of debt, a litter of pups. But there are so many more fun and interesting collective nouns. The earliest list dates from around 1450.
For our group writing exercise, Ralph wrote out a selection of collective nouns and let us pick one from a bowl. We then wrote about our selection for 15 minutes. I grabbed A Transparency of Toupees. That made me so happy.
Ralph picked his selections from a fun, beautifully illustrated book, An Exaltation of Larks: The Ultimate Edition by James Lipton.
Mr. Lipton sorts the terms of venery (term for hunting game) into six families:
1. Onomatopoeia – a gaggle of geese, a murmuration of starlings
2. Characteristic – a leap of leopards, a skulk of foxes
3. Appearance – a knot of toads, a parliament of owls
4. Habitat – a shoal of bass, a nest of rabbits
5. Comment – richness of martens, a cowardice of curs
6. Error (resulting from an incorrect transcription by a scribe or printer, faithfully preserved in the corrupted form by consequent compilers) – a school of fish, originally shoal
The book contains more than a thousand terms. Here are some of my favorite:
An ingratitude of children
An untruth of summoners
A rhapsody of blues
A wince of dentists
A business of flies
A smack of jellyfish
A labor of moles
An illusion of painters
A worship of writers
A conjunction of grammarians
A browse of readers
Here’s hoping we all find instance to use colorful terms of venery in our writing.
What’s your favorite collective noun?
An illusion of painters.
Keep writing and we keep reading and learning (Y).
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I am not ready for this advanced stuff… can we talk about amateurnouns?
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I wanted to reply with the terms of venery for amateurs or nouns, but there weren’t any. How about a neophyte of amateurs?
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Can’t we make up a new one?
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Yes, I made up a neophyte of amateurs.
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but neophyte is a real word… what about a klap of amateurs… or a schlunk… a boonch… a bigazzbit…
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